The other night, Lexi and I were discussing the fact that she finds dolls frightening. I offered that ventriloquist dummies are way worse. I can say this because I own one. In searching for pictures of good ol' Charlie McCarthy, I discovered this terrifying image.
Yes, that is Charlie McCarthy in bed with Mae West. Gives a whole new meaning to "morning wood," eh?
Image sourced from Spectacular Attractions, where you can learn the full traumatic details of this meeting of the titans.