Escape (The Rupert Holmes Entry)

1) Do you like pina coladas?

a. Yes
b. No

2) And getting caught in the rain?

a. Yes
b. No

3) Are you not into yoga?

a. Yes
b. No
c. ...Wait, what was the question?
d. I'm not much into health food

4) Do you have half a brain?

a. Yes
b. No
c. I am into champagne
d. I confused yoga and yogurt in Question 3

5) Do you like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape?

a. Yes (oh hell yes...)
b. No


ANSWER KEY BELOW:

If you answered "a" to at least 3 questions, congratulations! You're the lady that I've looked for! Write to me and escape.

Alternately, you can meet me at a bar called O'Malley's. Noon is preferable.