Hey dudes and foxy ladies! Look out! Here comes the meanest mother in town: Shadow of the Dragon!
Not since Bruce Lee has the screen seen such skull-busting action! It's every thrill in the book and then some! Shadow of the Dragon takes on all comers! More action and excitement than you could pack into a lifetime!
He tears 'em up, piece by piece! Shadow of the Dragon comes on strong, like King Kong! The new international martial arts champion tears 'em apart! He's rough, tough and hard to bluff!
No eye is quick enough! No hand is tough enough! No dude is mean enough to get him! One dude or an army, it makes no difference to the Shadow of the Dragon! Big or small, he gets them all! See him get down and do it in Shadow of the Dragon!
For the record, that last bit is accompanied by the hero delivering a flying kick with such power that it shatters a brick wall.
It's one of the great failings of the Internet that this trailer is not on Youtube, y'know.
ReplyDeleteBelieve me, I know. I looked high and low for it to accompany this entry. :(
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