"It's the K-Tel Music Machine!"

Music Machine is a K-Tel album with a certain degree of interest even if you don't like a single song on it. Why? Because some genius got ROBBY THE ROBOT for the cover. And as the video above demonstrates, they scheduled enough time to film a commercial, too.

Important facts we learn about Robby the Robot from this ad:

1) He dances to "Blinded By The Light".

2) Andy Gibb songs make him tap his toes.

3) He apparently wants to seek out and destroy Foreigner.

4) "Dancing Queen" (and likely ABBA in general) leads to pure orgasmic bliss.

If you'd like to see more of Robby's latter-day career choices, you should check this out, too.