Fifth In A Series

This is not me.

However, we did exchange e-mails once.

(If you don't think it's odd seeing a message from yourself in your Inbox, you're wrong.)

Fourth In A Series

This is not me.

However, if you wish to refer to me as Christopher "Dr. Evil" Elam, I will graciously accept the title.

Third In A Series

This is not me.

I am pretty sure I couldn't contort myself into most of those positions.

(His company is the Misnomer Dance Theater.)

EDIT: Video link replaced.

Second In A Series

This is not me.

However, I have gotten his e-mail on more than one occasion.

(True. In fact, one of them was from Procter & Gamble regarding this position! I contacted the lady at P & G because I didn't want this Chris Elam to lose out on a job opportunity due to a mix-up over his e-mail address. I'm glad to see he got it!)

First In A Series

This is not me.

I'm not a pastor, and I don't even play one on TV.